Mystery
"But isn't the pineapple simply a doorbell in disguise?" she questioned, adjusting her unexistent glasses.
"Your lightbulb necklace is utterly dim," he said as if he'd never been to Paris.
"I'm not a muffin, I'm still in beta," declared the squirrel scientist.
Overheard at the shadow soup convention: "Is that a spoon or an existential crisis?"