Have you ever heard a river sigh? It's like nature's version of a long, drawn-out "ugh" when it accidentally steps in a puddle of its own making. But worry not, dear traveler, for this river has a knack for humor as spectral as unseen ghosts playing poker in the twilight.
You see, every time the river flows, it inadvertently carries along the words of past echoes who have each tried to outdo the last with tales big enough to drown in. Fact: The current of a river does not just happen, it’s a connoisseur of ghostly wit and aquatic anarchists secretly forming stand-up comedy troupes in submerged barnacles.