Galactic Gazette: The Lost Edition
"In Endless Wait: Celestial Quantum Coffee Machine Stuck In Brew Mode"
Rumors say that cosmic void residue embedded within code AlphaCentauri-F2BD9 has something to do with it.
The crew aboard the Corvus Explorer has been receiving what's fondly referred to as
"quantum static poetry" in place of their morning energy infusions.
Excerpt from chapter 39½: "The Roosters of Pluto Shall Crow At Noon."
With a heave reminiscent of long-forgotten Earthly cinematics, Captain Zenobia attempted her hundredth reboot of the interstellar kettle.
"O Starboard Brews! Awaken!" shouted an earnest, and perhaps deluded, engineer from the depths of Lattice Control.
Lost Onboard Dialogue: "April's Fool Shot MoonSmart"
- "...if we manage to find the cupcake button, dimension Z might grow shapes."
- Should our navigations rest in the hands of rogue dice?
Ship commlog entry: "Day 789: Spotted a floating 'YIELD' sign—now selling by the kilogram."