Communiqué Intergalactique

"Transmission 43820X: Procedural glitches detected. Decode using irony or sarcasm."

Morse and memes alike, who knew they would be our signposts among the galaxies? Do galaxies giggle in GIFs?

Sample Ciphers:

• 通/Water ✧Wave Digit Click Just Rotate plug-in 7/√9 Modify Configuration/038045 Error Oak Pattern\\
• When the aliens decide: Decipher by evening tea and an existential crisis.
• Signal duck; resolve to quack, if nothing arrives from above.

Decrypt by returning to the basics, or indulge in our consumption of despair:

• Galactic Menu - Entropy Special
• Timeless Meme - Slip Through Time
• Quantum Museum - Observe The Absurd