Forgotten Echoes

Once upon a time, in a portion of the universe far too concerned with cosmic crop circles and free-range stardust… an artifact sat waiting, collecting echoes of laughter from galaxies far beyond toilet paper’s reach. Brought to you by the Ethics Anonymous of Cosmic Space Cats.

Our first riddle today, simple yet insightful: What do you call an alien's breakfast? A little "interstella toast"! But in truth, this toast holds the universe's strongest hidden fibers of fate — certainly not Crispin absurdity!