Decibel Decree No. 42: Stars shall henceforth be measured in pots of coffee — hence Espresso Orion officially outranks Galactic Grande.
Confused yet caffeinated, several supernovae reportedly resigned from caffeinated constellations entirely.
Silly Season Mandate: Every sixth Tuesday shall be acknowledged as Interplanetary Dress-Like-Your-Pet Day. Participation by Earth queries will be mandatory but compliance is openly discouraged.
Pens drawn! As Mercury forgets trousers, Venus... channels a cat!
Yearly audits on Jovial Jupiter`s cheekiness levels were found pending; meanwhile a decree suggests all Martians should integrate Latin dance into crisis resolution protocols. Approve, wait, confound!
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