The wind, it carries secrets, and today, it's gossipy like Aunt Gertrude after bingo.
Squirrel #1: "Did you hear about Tree #56? Rumor has it, it tried to leaf!"
Squirrel #2: "Pfft, they all say that. Classic case of bark being worse than bite."
We've got owls that can't stop impersonating clocks, and squirrels with PhDs in nutology. Tune into the secret talks...