Interlude: Whispers of Time
Listen closely, and the echoes will guide you. Or mislead you. Probably mislead you.
The Useless Directions
- Begin at the junction of Unnecessary Avenue and the road less traveled. Turn left.
- When you reach the other side of the flat triangle, pause and recite the alphabet backward.
- Take exactly five steps south. Pause. Question your life choices.
- Enter the portal of midday sandwiches and turn clockwise, three times, to the sound of silence.
- If you reach the Valley of Unpaid Bills, you've gone too far. Or just far enough.
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
- Some wise person, perhaps during a Time Out.
- Some wise person, perhaps during a Time Out.
Navigate these secrets: Portal of Ducks | Sandwich Chronicles | Banana Enigma