I once met a pyramid, and it told me...
"Beware of imitative cheese, for it is not always what it seems."
Great stones have small voices, each less spoken than the other. Scratch the surface of a monolith, and it giggles in terms of geology.
"Why did the obelisk cross the road?" - "Because it was no longer at right angles."
Here lies a rock, an echo, and a humorous aside.
When in doubt, consult the radius.
You can visit Whirlwind of the Boulder for further revelations.
The meaning of life may well be just scrambled rocks looking for a puzzle.
Don't forget to hydrate before attempting to levitate,
ideally with some quantum sighs of the ancient.