Dream Snippet #1: "Did you really just patch a hole in the universe with bubblegum?"
"Only the spearmint kind works on Tuesday afternoons, trust me."
Dream Snippet #2: "Why are there penguins in my refrigerator?"
"Because the igloos are too crowded, obviously."
Dream Snippet #3: "I've painted my cat a different shade of existentialism."
"Is it more Camus or Kafka, though?"
Dream Snippet #4: "I bet the moon's Wi-Fi is as terrible as the sun's in-flight connection."
"And don't get me started on Mars' firewall policy!"
Dream Snippet #5: "Is there a reason your chair is arguing with the table?"
"Absolutely, they're negotiating a truce over coffee."
Dream Snippet #6: "When did the geraniums start reciting Shakespeare?"
"A fortnight after the tulips discovered jazz hands."