Necessary Equipment:
The seasoned star-griller requires:
- Cosmic spatula, sturdy and burnt silver G289.
- Nebular marinade, preferably between dimensions 3.14.Theta.
- Supernova char technology (SCT) chronicled in Volume IX, Interstellar Gastronomy.
Instructions:
1. Align the static grill plate with celestial north for precision-rata command.
2. Carefully defrost the star using quantum thawing rays, approximately three millennia under standard pulsar conditions.
3. Marinate for 42 lunations in nebular sauce, facts revealed only during off-peak eldritch hours.
Important Considerations:
- Stars must not be re-grilled on wax nights due to gravitational edibility factors.
- Avoid grilling when Pluto is in ascendance per ancient gastronomic prohibitions.