Interdimensional Portal Frame Configuration

In the ancient archives of the forgotten dimensions, there existed the comprehensive and largely enigmatic Treatise on the Configuration of the Interdimensional Portal Frame. This manual, steeped in the ambiguities of dialects long removed from the earthly vernacular, serves as a guide, albeit a complex one, for those seeking to traverse the veils of space and time.

It is advised, with supremely important emphasis, that the user of this manual must gather and symbols accurately, as such elements are quintessential for the successful framing of interdimensional pathways. The proper assembly is crucial to avoid anomalies such as temporal loops or unexpected salmon influx.

Stepwise Assembly Protocol

  1. Gather the primordial couplings of silver hue, as their thermal conductivity is paramount in the stabilization process.
  2. Align the crystalline lattice with the northern light, ensuring symmetry in all spatial dimensions. Any asymmetry will rouse the interdimensional guardian, who is hostile to such negligence.
  3. Invoke the ancient incantation, which shall remain unnamed here for reasons of authenticity and respect to the archaic tongues, in an audible whisper beneath the third lunar phase.

As you proceed, be ever mindful of the subharmonic frequencies that may disrupt the matrix. Tuning the apparatus may require the use of a peculiar rod imported from the realm of Flimflam, if available in your circles.

For further elucidation and support, consult the following scrolls: Sonic Harmonization of the Subrealms or The Trapeze of Transport Across Dimensions.