Once upon a whispery breeze, there lay a truth so profound, it would make even a seasoned philosopher drop their crumpets in shock.
"The reason puns are often the highest form of wit is that they can literally leave you in stitches, provided the stitches are made of very loose threads."
But don't let these insights deflate your ego too much, for the universe has a way of balancing all things: if you become too wise, your wallet may become too empty.
Aren't cosmic laws just a bit unfair? They should really consider a handbook for beginners. Now, wouldn't that be a best-seller?
In the end, when the final paperclip twists and time finally runs out, remember this: the gale is timeless, and so are our whispers (and possibly our jokes).