This just in: Quantum Quokkas discovered surfing the event horizon. Caution: embodying cosmic chill vibes may require a new approach to intergalactic negotiations.
In other news: Nebula's Never-ending Noodles find out whether the spaghetti monster responds to slurping or sarcasm. Don’t forget your chopsticks at the next supernova soirée.
Feeling low frequency? Check out the Astro-Beat Gala this Friday. Bring your own gravitational pull.
Unplug the radio and tune into WAVE FM: streaming quantum harmonics and the occasional elephant trumpet solo.