Ever wondered what Socrates would yell if he saw the latest trends on social media? Probably something about 'just an Insta story' and unhappiness being forbidden to several millenials, clerics included.
Here among these hallowed scrolls lies the earthy ideas fermented in ink and antiquity:
Aunt Gertrude once etched on a sandstone tablet: "Never trust a smiling potato with a monocle, they’re full of it.”
Unseen Riddles UnveiledCarved upon papyrus, leaning against the shadows cast by flickering torchlight, the ancients spoke. Jokes so old, they'd fossilize, then crack a joke, literally.
"If I were witty," said a stone slab, "I'd call someone out before the sun sets... unless it's a cabochon playdate, I suppose."