Whispers of Celestial Jokes

1. The Distant Star's Riddle

Why did the comet cross the universe?
To find the chicken that never was.

2. Lament of the Moons

Did you hear about the black hole's secret?
It just can't keep its secrets in.

3. Echoes in the Nebula

How many quasars does it take to change a light year?
None. They prefer to illuminate the darkness.

4. The Silent Pulsar's Pun

What did the solar flare say to the suns?
You're looking radiant today!