Gravity Well #1: The Abyss of Absent-Mindedness
As you stand at the precipice, peering into the swirling void, it occurs to you that you forgot why you came here. The cosmic joke plays in an infinite loop, a sitcom episode where the punchline is: "Remember to remember!"
Gravity Well #2: The Event Horizon of Existential Insurance
Here, policies are written in invisible ink, covering risks that don't exist unless you think about them. Coverage includes protection against unexpected enlightenment and philosophical gazing. Terms and conditions apply, of course.
Gravity Well #3: The Black Hole of Banal Joy
A paradox where pleasure seeks escape velocity, only to spiral inward, devouring all trivial delights. The cosmic sloth moves lazily, its velvety tongue lapping at moments of profound mundanity.