Aboard Starfreighter "Intergalactic Sardine"
Stardust was particularly dusty today, crew reported existential crisis over lack of morning photons. Attempted to navigate via use of Ursa Majoris, but on minor examination it played all wrong notes. Read more
The astro-chickens have finally crossed Krieger's Fortunate Triangle, which only half the crew believed was real. Map labeled "North" mysteriously printed upside down - reorientation was sublime. Discover galaxy
Murphy's Not-So-Solid Law: Any planet believed hollow will produce echo when tapped. Reactor Room echoed today, still investigating. Navigation melted clocks. Proceed to confusion
Wrinkle in space-time caused by hearty breakfast; time-warped eggs returned directly onto planet surface. Plan still scrambled. Astro-stir