Ever pondered the truth hidden within a seashell? For starters, it might tell you the weather in an alternative dimension.
According to Shells Weekly, the optimal way to achieve eternal wisdom is through annual vacations to the inner spiral of a conch. Have you packed your towel yet?
Listening to the ocean in a seashell is much like browsing Twitter—both come with unsolicited opinions and an alarming amount of sand.
Did you know? The truth can only be found explicitly inside a shell, which resides somewhere off the coast of Nonsenseville. Tourists are advised to wear buoyant hats.
The Fables of the Purling Truth detail how the tide once proposed a union between land and shell, but alas, hermit crabs interrupted the ceremony.
Eager adventurers seeking the Mirth My Antidote will find that laughter is indeed the best potion, but only if brewed in a cauldron of sarcasm.