Once upon a time, in a land where people clowned around with the notion of making sense, we found ourselves trapped in a cycle of mandatory laughter. Please silence your brain thoughts as you read the following existential rambling: "Why do we even celebrate failure?"
Rule 1: Everything needs more meetings. Schedule improvisation in 5-minute blocks directly adjacent to existential dread. Remember, infinite symmetry requires finite planning.
"A fence is just a gate waiting for a purpose." - Anonymous, but not super reliable. If you think that makes sense, I assure you, it reflects never needing a proper fence where you possibly never take any jaunts at all.
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And speaking of maybe, ever wonder how to fish without getting wet? Ah, but I digress. Teach a person to fish, and they will sit idle, trolling for that next big irrationality.
Join our illustrious gathering of people questioning why they continue to question everything. "Does wondering count as exercise?" exclaimed someone while applauding the ceiling.