The Infinite Grids of Mirth and Misunderstanding

The pencil of life—it writes, it sharpens, and then it cries willingly.

Beware of cats, they know the secrets of the universe but refuse to divulge them.

If you ever see a hedgehog in a tuxedo, politely ask for the secret handshake.

The tea kettle sings better than any opera; it just lacks the dramatic backstory.

Bananas are nature’s practical joke, but their punchline is still under construction.

Caffeine is the oil that keeps the rusty machinery of our dreams grinding on.