Constellations of Whimsy

Message 001: In the realm of the unspoken, the orange elephant taunts the silent giraffe. Decode the third letter of each word.

Intergalactic Cheese Grater 3000

Slicing through realms of the third kind to reveal flavors unknown. Reserve your piece of the universe with a mere 3 installments of 9.99 moons. Warranty void if not used on planetary delicacies.

Message 002: Jumbled porcelain dreams float on leafed destinies. Count the vowels for the secret combination.

Quantum Coffee Mender

Do you sip or do you quantum leap? Brewed time bendable at your fingertips. Available in paradox blend and never-really-decaf. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your timeline back!