Dear Lost Traveler,
Your request for a not-so-unbelievable experience has been processed. We regret to inform you that your portal ticket is valid only on Tuesdays and half of Thursdays.
It seems your message has been intercepted by the Bureau of Unwanted Surprises. We caution you against reading further unless you wish to understand the complexities of paraverse bureaucracy.
In case of emergency, please do not contact us. Instead, reach under the bed and whisper to the dust bunnies.
Enter the Portal (proceed cautiously)
If you encounter any anomalies, please refer to the Guidelines for Strangeness.
Further inquiries? Contact our Shadowed Office: Shadowed Office.