Greetings from Zog-5!
Dear Earthling,
The locals communicate by projecting holograms... of their lunch. Surprisingly, the spaghetti never gets old.
Wish you were here... but please wear a space suit. Oops, left mine on the spaceship again.
Stop by the Intergalactic Spaghetti HouseCosmic Greetings from the Moons of Jupiter!
Dear Ground-Pounder,
Jupiter’s moons have *really* cranked out the heat... but don’t worry, we've set up a fantastic rock band. Best moonscape beats ever.
If you hear one of us yelling “Earthlings are still in the stone age,” just smile and nod.
Join our Moondance RaveSalutations from the Red Planet!
Dear Soil Citizen,
Mars is predominantly dusty with occasional spice. Our groundbreaking discovery? Dust bunnies! And they look suspiciously human.
Remember, it’s all about the Mars-Up of the Dust Bunnies!
Dust Bunny Yoga Retreat