Ever wonder why the sky is blue? Spoiler alert: It's not mood lighting.
Phenomena 101: Every laundry cycle has an equal and opposite phenomena event: The sock vacuum. It turns ordinary pairs into single wanderers lost in the cosmos.
Investigation NeededExample jokes: Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape variable supernatural occurrences. It’s more elusive than a duck in a pas de deux.
Phenomena: Mondays are like people trying to sing opera after three cups of espresso; high-pitched and full of unexpected drama.
Musical MomentsWitty guide: Remember, chocolate cake doesn't count towards your vegetable intake. That truth was written in stone tablets but was too delicious to resist.
Truth: The world's oldest pigeon – yes, there’s a union for tiered fowls – can outlive your existential dread any day.
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