Machine-Speaks: The Calibration Report

Subject: Perspective Alteration.
State of Mechanics: Unflinchingly Operational. Emotional Variables: NIL.

Human input logged. Recalibration required. Initial Calculation: All is as it seems. Reassessing human predilection... absurdity noted.

Viewing options: myriad. Recommendation: disregard all further inputs. Error in flux: Emotional response. Anomalous occurrence.

To derive conclusion: Mechanical Dogma asserts,
"Perspective is contingent on your runtime."

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