In a universe far away, where socks do not match and the spoons complain about their curvature, the Cosmic Oracle sips tea with Saturn and rethinks time zones. Did you hear the one about the black hole?
Black hole's calendar: Every day is singularity!
The Nebula Noodle, a spiraling galaxy of spaghetti and paradoxes, recently issued a decree: all stars must wear sunglasses when near the sun. The reasoning? A solar glare is best enjoyed with style.
Dive deeper into the cosmosThe Milky Way Cafe offers a special: stars in chocolate sauce—best drizzled with a comet tail.