Ever find yourself standing at the precipice of an emotional cliff, wondering how you ended up with both feet firmly in a puddle of bewildered introspection? Welcome aboard.
Today's headline: Local Person Discovers Hidden Talent for Making Puns While Shopping for Puns. Sources say the pun-derful discoveries occurred in the cereal aisle.
Further studies revealed that epiphanies often arrive unannounced, like that uncle who always “stops by for a quick chat” but ends up staying for dinner and the evening news.
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