In a baffling turn of events, researchers at the Institute of Obscurities reported a significant rise in the disappearance rates of the visible. All known objects have reportedly ceased to be seen, prompting discussions of a "New Era of Perceptual Null." Our correspondent interviewed Professor M. W. Anno, who insisted, “Seeing is believing, but not seeing is… perhaps more believing?”
In a field largely untouched by modern science, the Invisible Beasts Project aims to catalogue species that do not exist. Led by Dr. I. O. Lution, the project has already claimed to identify the Phantom Squirrel and the elusive Ghost Otter. “They’re out there,” says Lution, “or perhaps they’re not, but that’s the point.” Further studies are planned for areas with unusually low levels of visibility.
Today's weather report predicts a high chance of stillness with zero visibility across all fronts. Experts advise caution when navigating through the obscurity. Remember to keep everything tight in your pockets.
Further enigmas await as we delve into the unseen conversations that unravel truths beyond comprehension.