Genesis 3.5: The Incredibly Unlikely Continuation

In the beginning, there was confusion.
And lo, people sought caffeine to clear their heads.
And it was mildly satisfactory, but not overly so.
The cat spoke to the dog, but the dog was on a banana break.
"Why bark when you can peel?" mused the feline, philosophically.
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Unto the third webpage of creation, they navigated fearfully.
They held onto their tablets, the new commandments inscribed in Comic Sans.

Ponder Points:

And thus, one must ask:
Would you rather fight a duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck?
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