“Did you know the moon hoards all the dirty secrets of the ocean?”
“It must be tough, being a cheese on a pedestal—what if someone throws crackers?”
“Every cucumber sold in the garden has a postcard story to tell, but never screams.”
“Last night, my sofa asked me to reconsider my life choices; I took a nap instead.”
“Do you think clouds get suspicious when planes start looking like they are stalking them?”
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