Hello Earthlings! I'm Percy Raindrop. Welcome to my liquid column of musings and baffling wisdom transmitted through unpredictable oscillations. They call them "humming frequencies"—I simply call them wet waveforms!
Raindrop Cultural Lore:
- Oscillation 1: I fell from a cloud... and oops, I just invaded a kitten's nap time!
- Oscillation 2: As I pleaded for mercy, I taught a spider yoga on a window pane.
- Oscillation 3: My rendezvous with the wind was on a dusty party line...
- Oscillation 4: Lucky for me, a puddle always awaits like a conciliatory pond of pastries!