One must never underestimate the allure of the next shore.^1 The sand sparkles, if you squint hard enough, like diamonds on a second-hand Christmas tree. And the horizon? Ah, it stretches endlessly, promising eternal vacation and untamed Wi-Fi signals.^2
Consider the local fauna: seagulls, known for their unmatched skills in aerial acrobatics and their patented ability to steal chips right from your hand—an art form, really, documented in the rare treatise "Aerial Thievery among the Avian Class."^3
But let's not forget about the local culinary delights. Street vendors offer a tempting array of gastronomical surprises, including but not limited to, the infamous "sandwich of questionable meat." Taste it, if you dare, but make sure to have an alibi ready.^4
As you stand on this shore, staring into the vastness, remember: every wave is a possible future, crashing, retreating, and leaving behind only footprints of wishful thinking and occasional jellyfish.^5