In a world spun by threads of silent whispers, where choices mold our faces in absent shadows, the saga begins.

Behold the brave soul who dares sip lukewarm coffee amidst the clamor of ice-laden rebellion!

Herein lies the man of impeccable resolve, champion of irony, who predestines his path less traveled by with each mono-syllabic answer.

Did you expect fate to carve your destiny in stone? Ah, but it doodles in the margins, on parchment of paradoxical irony.