Connoisseurs warn against missing this formidable recital, where the ill-fated conductor, Leandre the Bewildered, will synchronize mind—and transport—displacement with an unorthodox trio featuring the enigmatic Theremin, unholy harmonium, and the clarinet infamous for vanishing notes.
Remember last week’s performance? When a rogue kazoo quartet created a blackhole that temporarily engulfed the front row? Your absence could contribute to more than cosmic dissonance; it could obliterate all sense of harmony across dimensions.
Witness the unrehearsed spectacle
Review the disastrous Prelude
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