The Cosmic Brew Haiku

Not so hidden, the pathway greets us with a celestial aroma
A coffee made from stardust - beware the caffeine paradox!

Ironies of the Universe

"Is it ethical?" cries the Milky Way's
Grandmother, knitting nebulae in line with ethical galaxies.

Frenzied Market Plunge: Eclipse Edition Stellar markets plummet
As comets collide with quarter earnings
Investments rise before they even started
Astral Eggs: breakfast of the nonchalant pharaohs.

S T E L L A R B E A M

Eclipse of the Turtles Charlie's Nebula Serenade