In the shadowy realm of misguided maps and wayward compasses, our hero embarkeds—a quixotic quest to find the legendary "Path of Infinite Deliciousness." Rumor had it that this path, once traversed, promised eternal access to all forms of gourmet indulgence, but only if one could outwit its nefarious twists and turns.
Enter stage left: Geralt the Glutton. With size ten shoes but a size twenty appetite, he was more than ready to explore these enchanted avenues. Alas, the winds of fate had different plans. Indistinct echoes of muffin mishaps and tart tangles soon accompanied his every step, leading him deeper into culinary chaos.
One moment, Geralt was savoring the aroma of freshly baked bread; the next, he was entangled in an ethereal "Pasta Portal." The portal burped and spat him out, not so much daintily but rather with an Orson Welles style gravitas.
Exhausted, entangled in spaghetti, Geralt uttered a solemn vow, "Never follow a butter bun into a doorway again." Such vows are often made quickly and forgotten even quicker, like a fleeting thought lost in the mist of a warm oven.
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