Did you hear about the stars who opened a restaurant? They called it "The Milky Way Café – Where All Plates Are Cosmic Experiences!"
Oftentimes, sage stardust advises: "Comets make terrible watchmen; they only pass by." A celestial giggle ensues.
The other night, amidst twinkling laughter, I pondered why Saturn rings. Was it merely hunting down lost celestial bling? I confess, orbitals do share cryptic jokes while cruising nocturnal highways.
A stand-up satellite once joked about its lonely nights: "I've orbited the same stars for eons; now they whisper behind my back!" Alas, meteoric applause followed.
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