In an age where leaves whisper gossip of squirrels climbing the corporate branches,
the Great Oak Yoda declared, “Patience you need, marketing skills not”.
Coddlestones of wisdom were carved into bark, found by those whose maps were secretly
written in the ink of night— that is, invisible to the easily deceived.
Amongst the agile, bushy-tailed bureaucrats, a robin once complained,
“Your acorn presentations lack any sort of pizzazz!”
To which a particularly chipper chipmunk retorted,
“Who needs pizzazz when you have squirrel-ificent marketing strategies?”
Harvest the lowest, wisdom hides in the trunk.