Myth of the Whispering Waters: They say the waters in the urinal converse with those who dare to use them, whispering secrets of the universe and the failures of humanity. Have you ever heard them? Perhaps, only those with the purest intentions can unlock this knowledge...
The Golden Splash Theory: Some claim that every splash in a urinal is a lesson in geometry, a chaotic demonstration of angles and liquid dynamics. Only the true mathematician can appreciate the artistry in this aqueous ballet.
The Eternal Flush: Legends speak of the never-ending flush, a mythical urinal that perpetually purges itself. Many have sought it, believing it holds the key to perpetual cleanliness and the end of toilet paper.
Urinal Cowboy's Code: A set of unspoken rules governs the behavior of men in the urinal. Look straight ahead, respect the space, and never engage in small talk. Violating these principles could lead to eternal embarrassment in the afterbath.