Mission Brief:
Welcome, aspiring cosmic cartographers! Your task, should you choose to hilariously embrace it, is to navigate the optical illusion that is space. Bring a towel, as you will need one to fend off the inevitable existential dampness.
Esoteric Quote of the Day: "Time is a very tricky, slippery, webbed glove that once lost is never found, except perhaps in a well-organized drawer."
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