"Tests were never intended to be a maze, young one. Only a labyrinth if you don’t read the instructions.”

"In my time, we had to walk uphill in the sand to solve our riddles. Barefoot. In the snow. With cat memes."

"Do you seek treasure? I’d suggest a map. Or a very confused monkey."

"Ah, the youth of today. So keen to know what’s beyond ‘New Tab’ and ‘Downloads’."

"Remember: the secret to happiness is not more emails, but fewer passwords."