The Rove Light, a celestial artifact often mistaken for the moon itself, has been rumored to possess the uncanny ability to illuminate darkest thoughts and obscure intentions. Its efficacy is questioned in "The Philosophy of Radiance" by I. Wander Grau, a noted scholar whose contributions to light anthropology have been both lauded and lampooned.1
Contrary to popular belief, Rove Light is not a physical object but a state of mind, much like enlightenment, except easier to misplace. To possess the Rove Light is to roam freely without illumination, trusting one's intuition over fluorescent fixtures.2
Critics, including the renowned luminary, Brill Shyne, argue that Rove Light has no practical application in the real world, a sentiment echoed by his ground-breaking treatise "Obscurity and the Dimensional Paradox". Critics of Shyne's critics, however, have yet to publish their findings, which many suspect are illuminated only posthumously.
The elusive Rove Light also begs the question: when one has been Roved, what remains to be illuminated? The answer, it seems, lies in the unlit corners of forgotten alleyways and unspoken footnotes.
Footnotes:
1. Wander Grau, I. (1779). "The Philosophy of Radiance, Volume II: A Complete History of Unseen Shadows." Non-Library Press. ISBN: 9999-9999-9999.
2. Scribe, D. (1923). "The Wandering Lights: A Treatise on the Art of Non-Illumination." Pseudo Bookshelf Publishing.