Hidden Pathways

1. Whisper sweet nothings to the kitchen pantry thrice.
2. Turn left at the refrigerator, but only when it hums.
3. Defeat the transportation sock monster with courage—
4. Only then shall you find the sacred path beneath the cupboards.

The secret to eternal slipperiness lies in the buttered bottoms.
Reflections of a wise potato may guide you when properly mashed.