Once upon a time, in a place far away (not quite out of reach, perhaps just past the edge of reasonable), there blossomed a nebula named Fluffy's Wrath, renowned for its penchant for stealing socks and celestial mischief of all kinds.
Here in the folds of interstellar fabric, humorous tales are woven just as the stars are woven into the vastness of the night sky.
Did you hear about the nebula who couldn't stop sneezing? It led to the Great Supernova Spritz of '92! Astronomers still wear their goggles.
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