FAQ from the Edge of Oblivion
Q: What is the secret of happiness in the void?
A: Happiness is like a spaceship in a wormhole: chasing your dreams faster than the speed of sound but often eluded at light's edge. Fuel it with humor!
Q: How do you know when it's time to leave a black hole?
A: When the gravitational pull starts to feel like a bad Tinder date, it's time to gently backtrack at the speed of wit.
Q: What's the cosmic dance of the infinite?
A: It's time to dodge asteroids and pirouette between galaxies. The choreography is unpredictable, like a cat avoiding water irritation.
Q: Can text messages from the cosmos improve our trivia nights?
A: Only if it includes options for 'Space or Cow' general knowledge: rays or hay, galaxies or dairy producers.
Q: Is there life on Mars?
A: Declined call from Mars due to unforeseen circumstances. Potentially humorous rendezvous rescheduled indefinitely.
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