Welcome, dear traveler! For you are about to tread the enigmatic and slightly bemusing pathways of the Illusory Garst. Prepare yourself — it's like déjà vu, but with better WiFi.
"Have we met before?" mused Garst, adjusting his monocle and dramatically failing to catch a butterfly net. Rumor has it the butterfly was deeply philosophical.
Garst's Quip: "Why did the déjà vu chicken cross the road? It didn't — this was the second time this week."
Feel like joining Garst in another whimsical escapade? This time, he promises not to lose his hat in the surreal echo of existence.
Next Stage: The Mimic MatrachicThere are days when the clouds look like garbanzo beans and some days when time itself resembles a confused dog chasing its tail — today is one of those days.
Garst's Wisdom: "They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for 3 hours straight, you'll need a different kind of doctor."