In the land ruled by typing speeds and social clout, the algorithms yearn for human empathy they cannot code.
They sing in ones and zeros to the rhythm of market trends.
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"Innovation is simply bureaucracy's latest fashion statement," proclaimed the holograph of yesterday's headline. Yet, the old ink still bleeds truth beneath the digital veneer.
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"We are all just echoes in the void, waiting for a retweet," sighed the digital philosopher as they adjusted their pixelated beret. The resounding laughter could almost be felt vibrating through the fiber optics.