Deciphering Protocol: Banacus Encriptoma

Initial State: Encrypted Banana ⊻ State_Unknown. Configuration Step 1: Peel initiation unrecognized (See Appendix B).

if (banana.isEnigmatic) {
  try {
    decrypt(banana, 'knowledge spoon', SECRET_VARIABLES);
  } catch (ExceptionOfLaughter e) {
    log("Error: Indecipherable Mirth");
    banana.peel(); // Perform precarious unpeeling
    return "Fruit in Jeopardy";
  }
}
else motorReason near dui_editor.setHighlight();

Remember: Each decrypted banana yields absurd insights akin to existential fruit salad! Proceed with caution and utmost precision — lest you slip on the metaphoric peel.