Professor Nimbus: "Why, in a world devoid of gravity, do the cows still jump over the moon?"
Ms. Lollipop: "Quite simple, Professor. It's in the handbook of levitating livestock!"
Professor Nimbus: "But what if they forgot their reading glasses?"
Ms. Lollipop: "Then they’ll just have to udderly wing it, won’t they?"
The Oracle of Tofu: "Seek ye the path of least resistance, and your toaster shall be hot,"
Mr. Quasar: "Does that mean my butter will still spread itself too thin?"
The Oracle of Tofu: "Indeed, unless you barter with the moon cheese merchant."
Mr. Quasar: "I’ll keep my ears open and my gravity at bay!"